{"id":198,"date":"2009-04-10T00:21:43","date_gmt":"2009-04-09T22:21:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.elsner-overberg.de\/?p=198"},"modified":"2009-04-10T00:21:43","modified_gmt":"2009-04-09T22:21:43","slug":"die-absolute-singleborse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buechertage.elsner-overberg.de\/?p=198","title":{"rendered":"Die absolute Singleb\u00f6rse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Der Punker sah ziemlich w\u00fcst aus, marschierte stracks\u00a0 zur Anmeldung und lie\u00df sich einen nagelneuen Bibliotheksausweis ausstellen. Er blickte staunend umher und meinte: \u201eBoa, ist ja geil hier!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Dann verlor die Bibliotheksdirektorin den bunten Vogel aus den Augen. Zwei Stunden sp\u00e4ter tauchte er wieder im Erdgeschoss an der Ausleihtheke auf. Mindestens 15 B\u00fccher schob er freundlich zum Verbuchen r\u00fcber und strahlte \u00fcber das ganze Gesicht.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eHey, das ist ja noch geiler, als ich dachte! Das ist hier ja die absolute Singelb\u00f6rse! Ich hab\u2019 jetzt zwei Dates und\u00a0 \u2019nen Stapel B\u00fccher\u2013 ich komm\u2019 jetzt \u00f6fter!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Der Punker sah ziemlich w\u00fcst aus, marschierte stracks\u00a0 zur Anmeldung und lie\u00df sich einen nagelneuen Bibliotheksausweis ausstellen. Er blickte staunend umher und meinte: \u201eBoa, ist ja geil hier!\u201c Dann verlor die Bibliotheksdirektorin den bunten Vogel aus den Augen. Zwei Stunden &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/buechertage.elsner-overberg.de\/?p=198\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[126,124,125],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-dates","tag-punker","tag-singles"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2SpCC-3c","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buechertage.elsner-overberg.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buechertage.elsner-overberg.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buechertage.elsner-overberg.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buechertage.elsner-overberg.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buechertage.elsner-overberg.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/buechertage.elsner-overberg.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":202,"href":"http:\/\/buechertage.elsner-overberg.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions\/202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buechertage.elsner-overberg.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buechertage.elsner-overberg.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buechertage.elsner-overberg.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}